Vidock: Here is a photo of me looking very handsome and hugely manly with our visitor of last week, Ms. P: It was pouring with rain.
Ollie: Here is another nice portrait of me taken by Mr. G:
Benny: Can someone explain Christmas to me? #1 put up this huge toy tree in our living room but she doesn't like it when I bat stuff off it. And then there was this...
Has she gone mad?