Vidock: Studly Neighs, EveryFriend. It's me, your favourite stallion! Did you see that title that #1, our scribe, put up there? Apparently it's me she is referring to. Can you believe it? Sweet little moi? Apparently, there is a rumour circulating that I have decided that I want to be boss and am being quite disobedient when Mr. JP is riding me and trying to teach me all kinds of things. Well, sure, I get distracted! Who wouldn't? Just look at those two chestnut girls in the next field. I overheard their conversation, for example...
"Would ya look at that hunk, Gertrude? I can see his muscles rippling!
And that swishing tail! And those eyelashes!!!"
Wouldn't YOU be distracted by that kind of talk? Oh, and there was gorgeous Violette in the other field too... Anyway, Mr. JP was telling #1 about what kind of a handful stallions can be and that it would probably get worse and worse coming up to spring. And please don't listen to any rumours about my being a pest when he is trying to get on me, dancing about and knocking things over. They are just that. Rumours! I would like to present the following photos as evidence that I am in fact a very good boy:
Over and out from your faithful stud, Vidock.